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If GOD Doesn't Drive a BMW...

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CLOSEOUT Priced! Get 'em before they're GONE!

This shirt is aimed at our brethren who sit cooped up inside BMWs of the four-wheel variety. (We used to have another shirt like this that said "ride" where this one says "drive" but it is sold out. Gone. Never to return.)

So whether you're gift-shopping for a friend with a BMW car, or you're a BMW automobile owner yourself, you'll recognize that the message on this shirt is not mere whimsy. Oh no. This shirt asks an important existential question that anyone who wonders about their place in the universe must certainly ponder!

The colorful silk-screened text graphic is approximately 9 inches across by 8 inch high and appears on the front of the shirt. The back of the shirt is plain.

The shirt is 100% cotton in Black.
Sizes are Men’s/Unisex standard cut, Small through XX-Large.


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