Yeah, you're stuck at work chained to your desk, and of course you'd rather be out riding. But c'mon, give your co-workers a break. They've got enough problems without having to listen to you constantly talking about your bike and the great ride you took last weekend. And that weird face you make every time you imitate the sound of your bike revving up? — gotta stop!

We suggest using this ceramic, 12 oz. coffee mug at work. Then, if the folks in the cubicles adjacent to yours think you're at least trying to curb your bad habits, they'll be more likely to cut you some slack.